10 Reasons Not to Vote for Obama
10 Reasons Not to Vote for Obama
The Old Americans for Freedom (the YAF two generations later) are not going to vote for Barack Obama no matter what and don’t want to be made to feel uncomfortable about it.
Since Obama has been campaigning on the basis of unity and Americans helping one another even when we have our differences, then it is incumbent on us to help the OAF types out of their dilemma.
So here are…
10 Excuses for Not Voting for Barack Obama Without Feeling Bad About Yourself.
1. Barack Obama never wears a baseball cap.
Even that nice Tiger Woods wears baseball caps – and he turns them around the right way.
2. Barack Obama has never been seen in a hardware store.
What kind of guy doesn’t visit the hardware store every chance he gets?
3. Barack Obama uses big words – and pretends he knows what they mean.
He says things like Audacity, Opportunity, Education, Constitution, Nuclear.
4. Barack Obama talks about Hope and Dreams.
What kind of guy talks about Hope and Dreams? A “sensitive” guy? Why doesn’t he just go to California where sensitive guys belong.
5. Obama thinks we should rebuild New Orleans.
Let’s write off New Orleans and move the Saints to LA which needs an NFL team.
6. Obama’s face is too narrow.
How many Presidents have we had with narrow faces? Only a couple. So the odds are against him.
7. Obama’s middle name is Hussein.
A real American politician would have changed his name to Hank or Hummer, something that would get him votes.
8. Obama does not know how to bowl.
How can anyone live in Chicago and not know how to bowl? Playing basketball does not count as a substitute, it requires you to work up a sweat. And you can’t drink beer while you are playing out on the court.
9. Barack Obama has taught Constitutional Law.
Since when does the President of the United States need to know anything about the Constitution? We have been doing very well with someone who doesn’t know one end of the Constitution from the other.
10. Barack Obama has been to college and doesn’t try to hide it.
An American politician who acts like he is educated? We need someone who is happy in his ignorance, like the rest of us.
11. Barack Obama’s ears stick out too much.
Obama’s ears stick out more than George W. Bush’s. ‘Nuff said.
The Old Americans for Freedom (the YAF two generations later) are not going to vote for Barack Obama no matter what and don’t want to be made to feel uncomfortable about it.
Since Obama has been campaigning on the basis of unity and Americans helping one another even when we have our differences, then it is incumbent on us to help the OAF types out of their dilemma.
So here are…
10 Excuses for Not Voting for Barack Obama Without Feeling Bad About Yourself.
1. Barack Obama never wears a baseball cap.
Even that nice Tiger Woods wears baseball caps – and he turns them around the right way.
2. Barack Obama has never been seen in a hardware store.
What kind of guy doesn’t visit the hardware store every chance he gets?
3. Barack Obama uses big words – and pretends he knows what they mean.
He says things like Audacity, Opportunity, Education, Constitution, Nuclear.
4. Barack Obama talks about Hope and Dreams.
What kind of guy talks about Hope and Dreams? A “sensitive” guy? Why doesn’t he just go to California where sensitive guys belong.
5. Obama thinks we should rebuild New Orleans.
Let’s write off New Orleans and move the Saints to LA which needs an NFL team.
6. Obama’s face is too narrow.
How many Presidents have we had with narrow faces? Only a couple. So the odds are against him.
7. Obama’s middle name is Hussein.
A real American politician would have changed his name to Hank or Hummer, something that would get him votes.
8. Obama does not know how to bowl.
How can anyone live in Chicago and not know how to bowl? Playing basketball does not count as a substitute, it requires you to work up a sweat. And you can’t drink beer while you are playing out on the court.
9. Barack Obama has taught Constitutional Law.
Since when does the President of the United States need to know anything about the Constitution? We have been doing very well with someone who doesn’t know one end of the Constitution from the other.
10. Barack Obama has been to college and doesn’t try to hide it.
An American politician who acts like he is educated? We need someone who is happy in his ignorance, like the rest of us.
11. Barack Obama’s ears stick out too much.
Obama’s ears stick out more than George W. Bush’s. ‘Nuff said.
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