Wag the Bushie Dog
It is only a matter of time until George W. Bush, Leader of the Free World, usurps the Constitution, seizes the Federal Government, and declares Martial Law. The great mystery is when and under what pretext.
So here is your chance to be a part of history in the making – just fill out the following survey and see how your ideas stack up against other unpatriotic evildoers (people who don’t agree with ‘W’).
1. What excuse will George W. Bush use to take over the U.S. of A.?
A. Al-Qaeda is about to attack.
B. Al-Qaeda has already attacked.
C. The Liberals/Democrats are about to win the next election.
D. All sorts of evildoers have infiltrated America and are going to do bad
things.
E. Satan has taken over the churches (that don’t support him).
F. Too many people have been criticizing Texas.
G. ‘I need a drink and all the bars are closed.’
H. Other reason__________________________
2. In 25 words or less, tell us how ‘W’ will overthrow the government.
__________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________
3. When “W” denies that he has any intention of staging a coup,
will you believe him? No [ ]
4. Are you prepared to stand up to George W. Bush and stop the overthrow?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Well, sorta.
D. It depends. What’s on TV tonight?
E. What’ll it cost me?
F. What will you pay me?
5. Concentration Camp Preference:
A. Less than 200 miles from home (only 1 meal per day)
B. Greater than 200 miles from home (2 meals per day)
C. In a warm, sunny climate (2 beatings per day)
D. Blue State
E. Red State (less crowded)
What should be the prize for coming up with the best response to Question 2?
A. You will be ‘rendered’ – tortured, hauled down to the border in a duffel
bag, and without shoes, money, or ID, tossed over the fence into Tiajuana.
B. You will be given the place of honor in front of a firing squad.
C. You will be sent to Guantanamo Bay for agressive interrogation.
D. You will be sent to Abu-Ghraib Prison for pictures and recreation.
So here is your chance to be a part of history in the making – just fill out the following survey and see how your ideas stack up against other unpatriotic evildoers (people who don’t agree with ‘W’).
1. What excuse will George W. Bush use to take over the U.S. of A.?
A. Al-Qaeda is about to attack.
B. Al-Qaeda has already attacked.
C. The Liberals/Democrats are about to win the next election.
D. All sorts of evildoers have infiltrated America and are going to do bad
things.
E. Satan has taken over the churches (that don’t support him).
F. Too many people have been criticizing Texas.
G. ‘I need a drink and all the bars are closed.’
H. Other reason__________________________
2. In 25 words or less, tell us how ‘W’ will overthrow the government.
__________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________
3. When “W” denies that he has any intention of staging a coup,
will you believe him? No [ ]
4. Are you prepared to stand up to George W. Bush and stop the overthrow?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Well, sorta.
D. It depends. What’s on TV tonight?
E. What’ll it cost me?
F. What will you pay me?
5. Concentration Camp Preference:
A. Less than 200 miles from home (only 1 meal per day)
B. Greater than 200 miles from home (2 meals per day)
C. In a warm, sunny climate (2 beatings per day)
D. Blue State
E. Red State (less crowded)
What should be the prize for coming up with the best response to Question 2?
A. You will be ‘rendered’ – tortured, hauled down to the border in a duffel
bag, and without shoes, money, or ID, tossed over the fence into Tiajuana.
B. You will be given the place of honor in front of a firing squad.
C. You will be sent to Guantanamo Bay for agressive interrogation.
D. You will be sent to Abu-Ghraib Prison for pictures and recreation.
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